hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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