Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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