i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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