We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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