Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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