i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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