your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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