I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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