I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just gift wrapped bread.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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