You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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