it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
