Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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