went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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