then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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