North Korea, Best Korea!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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