Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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