Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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