why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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