the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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