we have officially lost it.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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