"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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