It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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