you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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