i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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