Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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