Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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