So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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