I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Never underestimate the power of titties
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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