It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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