Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have fence marks all over my body
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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