is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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