69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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