she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
