is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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