I'm jealous of your bromance
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize
