I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
50% drunk capacity currently
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Randomize
