He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I did not marry a roomba.
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