You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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