well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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