That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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