Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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