He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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