yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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