i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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