You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You have to summon your inner elephant
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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