eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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