I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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