her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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