So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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