And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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