I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
