My nipple is on Facebook.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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